Cootie Courier Archive

Is your antennae twitching and your curiosity piqued? Well then, step right in—we proudly preserve the lousy, worn-out pages of our crummy rag, The Cootie Courier. This archive is a buzzing time capsule, where every smudged headline, crooked column, and ink-stained mumbling captures the spirit, mischief, and microscopic marvels of our community. Dive in, let your feelers lead the way, and rediscover the stories that kept our most pestiferous world humming.

Please click on the corresponding tab below to view past issues of our Crummy Rag.  
(Don't Forget your Cootie Milk...it makes the pages easier to swallow after you shred them!)